Armor Wizard Pazoo

(This card is always treated as a "Prophecy" card.)
If this card is in your hand or GY: You can target 1 face-up monster you control; equip this card to it as an Equip Spell with the following effects. You can only use this effect of "Armor Wizard Pazoo" once per turn.
● The equipped monster gains 2100 ATK/DEF while your LP are 4000 or less.
● When a card or effect activated by your opponent resolves, if you control a card with an effect that requires a die roll, you can negate the activated effect, then banish this card.